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that girl is a p r o b l e m

Shea. 23 Years Old. Somehow I wound up in Chicago.

Apparently I'm quite lovely.

Stark. Gryffindor. District 4. Mutant. Bisexual. Female Pronouns. Feminist. Only Girl In This Barricade. Hobbit. Princess. Saggitarius. Pisces Moon. Scorpio Ascendent. Guide to my Tags

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sheakespeare on plurk
sheawheatley on instagram & AIM

Important Tags
One Ring To Rule Them AllOh Baby Baby It's A Wild WorldIn A Hole In The Ground There Lived A HobbitPeace Was Never An OptionYou Win Or You DieReal Or Not RealThe Fly In The Ointment The Spanner In The WorksScott Summers Does Not ApproveThe Boy Who LivedBad Photoshop AdventuresThere Is No War In Ba Sing SeSo Say We AllMountain LionFBI's Most Unwanted Le BatmanDo You Hear The People Sing?And They All Lived Happily Ever AfterA Man ChoosesBring Us The Girl

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

Yes, it all started out as a mild curiosity in a junkyard, and now it’s turned out to be quite a, quite a great spirit of adventure, don’t you think?

basingtei:

percypeetapotterfan:

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???

YUP

"I’ve always had in the back of my mind that Sansa would be a fantastic Queen and Arya would be her hand. In Maisie’s head that would be ideal. I just want to work with Sophie again. I miss her!"
Maisie Williams [x
tagged as
# I LOVE SAM OKAY?
via:lectal
source:dancys

rrrowr:

dancys:

Captain America: the Winter Soldier - The Falcon [x]

#SAM WAS SO GREAT LET ME LIST SOME OF THE WAYS #fearlessly chatting with captain america; treating steve like a human being #recognizing something in steve that speaks to having a hard time adjusting to his situation #and bringing it up in a way that doesn’t put steve on the defensive or make it sound like something not perfectly normal #inviting him to a ptsd meeting without making it seem like he thinks steve needs therapy #or that therapy is something to be ashamed about needing #just so casual and so fucking cool #Sam will be your legs before you realize you can’t stand anymore #and he’ll never ever make that about him (via queenklu)

tagged as
# o h
via:mallorylrc
source:pugletto

nethilia:

pugletto:

I redrew Kovu as a human because I’m a huge square.

JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL


ʟᴇs ᴀᴍɪs ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ | facecast ↳ b a h o r e l

"a wholesale blusterer, that is to say,loving nothing so much as a quarrel,unless it were an uprising; andnothing so much as an uprising,unless it were a revolution"

ʟᴇs ᴀᴍɪs ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ | facecastb a h o r e l

"a wholesale blusterer, that is to say,
loving nothing so much as a quarrel,
unless it were an uprising; and
nothing so much as an uprising,
unless it were a revolution"

I watched it figuring ‘wow this is gonna be stupid whatever’ but it’s a glorious satire along the lines of Saved!.

Basically, this boy is forcibly outed by a girl trying to keep her school’s GSA running, and a popular girl looking for a Gay Best Friend. The boy finds himself navigating between three popular girls who all want him for various selfish reasons, mostly because he’s the “hot new accessory” and it’s a good look at what’s wrong with a lot of “allies” and actually, the slash fandom.

AND Ivanna Lynch brings home the point of the movie by telling Xosha Roquemore’s character, “I’ve always wanted a SBF.”

When Xosha gives her a look, she responds with: “A sassy black friend!”

There is even a secret Heathers reference, and that filled me with joy.

It’s an important movie. It’s not perfect. But it’s still important.

gdfalksen:

Costume designed by Adrian for Maria Ouspeskaya in Conquest (1937)

From Julien’s Live